Humans are stupid, and they smell funny. [He'd cross his arms if they weren't already crossed.] They've just been a pain in my ass forever!

I have to babysit a dumb girl anyway; now I gotta babysit one here, too. How are you gonna survive when someone can flick you and you'd die?

[He's humanist (and an idiot) which is absolutely hilarious thinking about.]

Ugh. Why are they gonna take away our powers and weapons, then give weapons to the killers?! How is that fair?! [At least even if he's an asshole, he's... an honorable asshole?] We're gonna have to make you a spear.